Why were you blubbering about your cat at the pub last night?
Bad Smell informs me I was mostly behaving myself. However I did have a small lapse in the pokie room at about 12:30am when two guys in matching head sweatband thingies walked in and I yelled "Olivia Newton John in Xanadu called, she wants her look back". Apparently I almost got us into a fight. Whoops.
Oh well, off to get my eyelashes permed now, have fun at work! ha ha ha.
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I seem to have limited recollection of leaving the pub or blubbering about my cat.
I am so classy it astonishes me sometimes.
I think I might enter Australian Princess next year.
Either that or AA.
hey i saw a poster for so-so-bar on a telegraph pole.
it read as thus
"Sobar - its a lower north sure thing"
yes, shore was spelt as sure. kewwwwl.
Couldn't they have at least run the poster through a spellcheck before putting it up?
That can't be meant to be funny because it's just gay. It has to be a typo.
In other news, Nathan the bouncer offered me passes to the opening night of S-So-Bar last night. I also found out he went to school and played rugby with Bad Smell. Great!
Nathan the bouncer slipped me his phone number.
He then got the shits when I told him I had a boyfriend.....Men.
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