In case you missed it, I recently attended a work function where part of the entertainment was free psychics.
Well being a very spiritual person (not) I most definitely had to give this a go.
She told me that the current romantic situation is bad for me (duh, anyone could tell that about Bad Smell, maybe it was the look of pain on my face when she said the word ‘boyfriend’ that gave it away) and that I will be in a relationship with my soul mate by June (I presume she means June 2007, but you never know).
Well I never. Not only am I unlikely to ever meet a ‘soul mate’ due to my extremely erratic behaviour and personality (no one can put up with me), I don’t particularly WANT a soul mate.
Trapped with one person for the rest of my life? I don’t think so.
It was annoying that the psychic couldn’t provide me with a name, phone number and address, because I really feel like hunting this soul mate down with an air rifle. Actually it would be cool if Jason was my soul mate because then I could 'kill' two losers with one stone.
However I would take whatever this psychic said with a grain of salt. She also told me Miss Contradiction is my spiritual guide in this life, however we all know that the only spirits Miss C guides are from her glass to her mouth.
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