Wednesday, 20 December 2006

Suggestions For Outfits For Opening Night Of New Nightclub

We always like to make a statement with our clothes.

So here is the shortlist for potential outfits for us for the opening night of new nightclub ("So-So-Bar"):

  • Top hat and cane
  • Ball gown
  • A cape
  • Nappy and baby's bonnet with giant novelty lollipop
  • Dracula costume
  • Stubbies, wifebeater and thongs
  • High-cut leotard complete with belt, sweatbands, bad 80s perm and cameltoe, a la Olivia Newtown John in 'Physical'
  • A groucho marx disguise kit
  • A dress made entirely out of beer coasters
  • A chicken suit

2 comments:

Miss Contradiction said...

I am going to come as the Tooth Fairy.

Because she is not real.

Like the nightclub.

Town Bike said...

If I go as Batman, do you want to go as Spidey?

Now we need someone to come as the Incredible Hulk, someone as Wolverine and someone as He-Man - any ideas?