Megahole: The Movie

Miss Contradiction and I have decided that the Megahole really is worthy of its own Hollywood blockbuster movie. Here's our notes from a rough brainstorming session we held yesterday.

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INTRO: From the team that bought you Spice World and Water Rats: The Movie, comes this summer's hottest blockbuster, MEGAHOLE: THE MOVIE.

CAST:

Uncle Pete ................... Brad Pitt
Town Bike ................... Angelina Jolie
Miss Contradiction .... Catherine Zeta Jones
Miss Penelope ............ Kate Hudson
Canada ........................ Adam Sandler
'Rocket' Rod ............... Robert De Niro
Peter 'Stalker' ............ Johnny Depp
Mr Spanky ................. Vin Diesel

PLOT:

None. Any movie about the hole does not have a plot by default.

Here's a picture of Pete and I dancing up a storm at the opening of the So-Bar nightclub:



HOT