Greetings from the U.K

As foreign correspondent I apologise for my lack of correspondence.

Well It's 3pm on Saturday (2am Sat/Sun in the Cremorne). My feeling is that Miss Contradiction and Town Bike are probably sitting in the hole waiting for the So So bar to open so they have something different to do. I am still very upset to learn the news that the spiritual leader has been banned from his home. Where does he spend his time now. There surely must be a void. What was so bad that he got banned for a month. Was it the walking around with no shoes on, while telling everyone to "get out" slurping away at his V.B. Or did he do something more drastic like try to shag the barmaids?? I am so glad I am not there to witness such a tragic event. My 11.30 am sunday drinking partner is gone.

Well I found a new bar last night called "apres" - it was certaintly not the "hole". I proceeded to get very drunk there and ran into some random I used to work with 10 yrs ago (I worked at a Supermarket!!). I'm glad to see his life has not changed at all. I should introduce him to the hole and he can become a deadbeat there instead.
To my horror at 2 am, they asked me to leave because the bar was closing. HELLO. Do they not know I am used to an establishment that stays open till 5am. Probably a good job as when i got home, my brother and his girlfriend were crashed out in my bed and I climbed into bed next to my Mum. Poor thing. I hope I didn't snore/dribble/put my arm around her.
I do at one point remember trying to talk to Miss Contradiction. It always seems like a good idea when you are drunk to phone people, but being on the other side of the world, when I'm drunk, Miss Contradiction is just getting up. Sorry.

Anyway, enough babble from me. Until next time...................