Link: http://www.hotelcremorne.com.au/18889.html
No seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT??
I have never seen a more unprofessional web page, nor, quite frankly, an uglier one during all my years sufing the internerd.
I mean who designed it, my three year old nephew?? Gee, I didn't know he was in the web design business these days.
A few questions:
* Why is the text justified right in the first text block, then left in the second?
* Who told my web designing nephew that red and mint green go well together? Um, hello, it's a web page thingy on the interdork, not Santa's workshop. Red and green should never be seen.
* Why is the bird on the moose's back holding an umbrella? WHY??? Is the poor widdle birdy afraid of getting wet?? Then perhaps it should consider an alternate career... as, say, an office manager. Did they get that photo from Microsoft Word Clip Art?
* The last sentence doesn't make sense. "...enjoy with friends for any occasion" implies that your friends are "for any occasion". So what, you have friends who are for specific occasions? Does that mean like fuck buddies or something? Drinking buddies? This sentence should read "enjoy with friends ON any occasion". Geez. Bad grammar gets my knickers in a knot.
Anyway, I am glad I'm using my English degree for good instead of evil.
Have a nice day.
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They haven't even updated the Bistro menu....
On the topic of that menu, WHY does a perfectly respectable napolitana pasta dish have to be ruined with BACON?
Who puts bacon in napolitana sauce?? Who's the chef, Artery McClogged?
Jeeeeesus.
I think they should have a picture of Pete on a real moose.
That would be cool.
With an umbrella?
and a bird!!
Pete is hot
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