And it's your last week and you can't be bothered doing any work because that's next year's problem, but you want things to do so you still look like you're working:
* Get a notepad and roughly jot down outfits you can wear for the key dates of the festive season (such as Boxing Day trivia at the pub and getting drunk with the family on Christmas day), complete with shoes and accessories.
* Research new types of drinks on the internet that you can get hammered on over the break. Make rough notes on which ones have the highest alcohol % so you're not wasting your time with some amateur stuff.
* Read celebrity gossip sites and shake your head at the celebs who spend their weekends dressed up like hookers, binge drinking and taking drugs - who the hell would do something like that?
* Reminisce about how you popped a "bizzo" (wink wink) towards the end of last year's Christmas family gathering out of sheer boredom and Bad Smell had to keep trying to explain your erratic behaviour to 80-year-old father and other assorted relatives.
* Stalk a friend via email.
* Stalk various web chat forum thingies and leave threatening messages.
* Pretend you're listening to your annoying co-worker.
* Type strongly-worded emails to other co-workers about annoying co-worker and how you wish she would hurry up and get fired.
* Think about how off your face you were last weekend and reminisce about the good times (what you can remember of them).
* Search internet for memory enhancing exercises as last weekend's substance abuse has led to short-term memory problems.
* Make lists on your blog.
* Look at the minutes pass on your computer's clock and wish they would hurry up.
* Think about getting drunk.
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