As mush as I would like to take credit for this post - it was actually penned by another Cremorne Hotel lurker who would like to be known as Bubbles2go."Cremorne Barbie - This Barbie recently barred from the Cremorne Hotel comes complete with double vision mirror glasses which allow her to spot stalkers from a great distance. She can create pandomoium with her acid tongue and whip your arse at pool. Her attire is somewhat remnant of a cross between savvy and slut. She has no need for a vehicle as she doesn't drive anymore, since running over loud mouth beer swilling Ken, whom she caught pashing local town bike. She can be purchased from any $2 dollar shop in the area or she comes as a bonus item with anything purchased through uncle Pete."
I think you will agree it is pure comic genius. I hope we will be hearing more from Bubbles2go as this blog evolves!
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THAT'S IT!! THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP!!!!
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