IDEA FOR SO-SO-BAR

I have formulated an awesome idea for the new SoSoBar or whatever it's called.

I think they should have a mash up night once a week, where NOTHING BUT MASH UPS are played.

As I now have over 200 mash ups on my laptop, with that figure growing by the day, I would be quite happy to volunteer my services as DJ.

Miss Contradiction can be my offsider. We can be known as DJ Konstipation (with a backwards capital K) and DJ Kontradiction (backwards capital K).

I am so eager to share the goodness of mash ups with the general population that I would happily DO THIS FOR FREE. Maybe for a few free drinks and sexual favours from groupies.

I guarantee you, this would be a very popular night. Mash ups are awesome - everyone who hears them falls under their spell.

MASH UPS!