As usual, I didn't win the badge draw. In fact no one did. To date they have handed out in excess of 700 badges. Every man and his dog/cat/horse/meerkat has one. Including some dude who popped in once on his way home to Dapto.
Whatever.
Marty's joke as always made up for this fact. For those of you who could not make it, the joke went as follows;
Q: Why was the Sherriff scared of the Cremorne Hotel?
A: Because it has the quickest draw.
That joke is so bad I can't even think of anything funny to say about it......
I notice that only one of you have taken advantage of the Agony Aunts post. All I can say is, if you do not wish to take advantage of our wealth of knowledge in all things crapulent then so be it.
Your loss groovers!
1 comment:
The irony of that whole joke being, of course:
a) The badge draw is always late and/or seems to take forever to happen.
b) No one wins it for weeks on end so it is hardly the 'quickest draw'.
I would like to know who is writing Marty's material because I'm pretty sure I could do a better job.
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