Well apparently we are all invited to an 's' theme party on New Years' Eve. Miss Contradiction and I have been racking our brains thinking of things we can come dressed as starting with the letter 's'. Actually Miss Contradiction has been racking her brain, I'm still in shock that I was actually invited somewhere.
There are some obvious choices for an 's' theme party:
* Slapporn (come with no pants and no underwear and you're set).
* Stalker (we can just come as ourselves, or someone with a flowerpot attached to their bum).
* Slut (see above).
* Screw loose (see above).
* Smurf (no thanks).
* Senior citizen (yeah, like I really need to try and make myself look OLDER on New Years' Eve, which is prime picking up time. Good suggestion Miss Contradiction! Not).
* Smacked out (note to self: consult Canada with regards to costume inspiration for this one).
I give up. I think I'll just come as a slut.
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I am going to come as a sinky
I am going to come as a site - a web site
It will be a metaphorical outfit
No. I've got it. I know what I'm coming as: Strung out on coke.
Ha ha ha
I came up with one idea...
Go as Sober and leave as Smashed.
That was you are Schizophrenic (mixed personalities) and they all begin with S.
I'm going as a used tampon.
Just so Jen feels uncomfortable and can comment on how crude and vulgar I am.
Oh wait. That starts with U. Oh well, close enough.
I'm coming as a schoolgirl. Except I burnt my school uniform in a giant bonfire of release the very afternoon I finished school, back last century.
I wonder if my sister still has hers. I wonder if I'd fit into it. Probably not. Next idea!
You could go as a:
Stripper (don't need many clother)
Scandanavian (dye hair blonde and plait it).
Spanner (and say you tighten nuts).
What about an STD? How would you accessorise with that one? Coldsores?
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