Hole Update

Well Miss Contradiction can't do the hole update this week as she doesn't have a computer so I'll step in briefly.

I dropped in for a few drinks last night to meet the Contradiction-meister before a family Christmas meal thingy at Peppercorn (Miss C couldn't make it as she had an important date with the Muppet's Christmas Carol on TV).

And the big talking point of the night is that Uncle Pete's ban is not for one month, but for LIFE!

What-the fuck-ever!!

You know what my feelings are on this matter so I won't say anymore.

Bad Smell turned up after work and he and Nathan the bouncer spent half an hour reminiscing about blokes from school. All their names seemed to end in 'o' so there was Bizzo, Bloke-o, Wazzo, Smello, etc etc. Apparently Bad Smell was in the first 15 for rugby (whatever the hell that means) and Nathan the bouncer was in the second 15. Bad Smell is 3 years younger than Nathan. Ha ha ha.

Anyway Nathan eventually gave us a double entry pass for the weekend opening of So-So-Bar (even though he gave it to Smell Boy, I snatched it off him and am planning on taking Miss C). It apparently allows free drinks and food between 8 and 10pm and lists the DJs who will be playing, none of which I have heard of.

It also says on the invite that it's open until 'fashionably late'. Excuse me, but I don't think the megahole is licensed to use the word 'fashion' in any way, shape or form.

I am looking forward to going to the opening and having a gander at this mythical nightclub. I'll take my laptop with me and do a live report from the night. Ok maybe I won't do that.

Oh yeah. Merry Christmas etc.