'Jingle bells, C Lounge smells, who'll get barred today. Danny's back - Pete sells crack, stalkers gone away- hey!'
'Dashing to the Crow, in a big blue limosine, it really is a bus, but the driver looks real mean. Sat next to a dag, who tried to steal my bag, I punched the twit across the chops and now at rehab - oooooooooooooh, la la la la la la'
Another pearler from Bubbles - you may remember her from such posts as 'Cremorne Barbie'
Feel free to put forward suggestions for the next lines in the song.
Best entry will win an induvidualy wrapped Tim Tam from the pokie room...
2 comments:
"Ding dong, merrily I'm high, and so is Uncle Pete".
"Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, you are the hole's only customer".
Ok so it's no Christmassy but .....
There is a local called Pete,
who sits in his favourite seat.
He talks to the grannies, whilst wearing his flannies.
The nicest guy you'll meet.
There is a local called Peter,
who loves his blue wifebeater.
He loves his beer and has nothing to fear.
If only he was neater!!
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