Monday 12 January 2009

Breaking News! Jason

In the most hilarious news I have heard in 2009 (all 12 days of it), it appears that Jason is thinking of taking the plunge.

No, he isn't going to throw himself off The Gap in an amphetamine-induced frenzy. Apparently, on New Year's Eve he made some throwaway comment to Bad Smell asking if he would be his best man. When Bad Smell subsequently asked him what that was all about a couple of days later (Bad Smell is a bit slow on the uptake), Jason proceeded to dodge the question and hasn't mentioned it since.

Will we be invited to the wedding? And how will I be able to tolerate it if I'm not drinking any more? Stay tuned for more...

4 comments:

Miss Contradiction said...

He must have sobered up.

Town Bike said...

Yes, it must have been that brief window between waking up and his morning billy.

Anonymous said...

Not drinking? What do you mean not drinking? Without drunken escapades, what is left?

Town Bike said...

We went to the Art Gallery and pretended to be cultural on the weekend, but it doesn't really lend itself to any crazy stories.