COMING SOON: The Trial Of The Century!!

Brush up on your case law and drop your barrister's wig and robe into the dry cleaners because the trial of the century is about to get underway.

Move over OJ!!

The Cat Book

Tonight I am going to the pub to be presented with a Cat Book courtesy of the Irish Guy.

More details as they come to hand.

The Results Are In!

The results are in of our "Who is your hero" poll of November 24!

The joint winners were "The ghost of Christmas past" and "Shayne D. Borland" with two votes each.

Closely followed by "Jason A. Gray" and "Other" with one vote each.

Hunter S. Thompson was a sorry last with zero votes.

This means we should all start moulding our lifestyles on the Ghost of Christmas Past and Shayne Borland ASAP.

When I Come Back as a Lesbian I want to be Shane from the L Word

I have a serious girl crush on Shane from the L Word.

In fact Town Bike, Bad Smell and I all do.


Alice: Shane!
Papi: Shane?
Alice: Ahh, this ought to be interesting.
[showdown music]
Shane: Hey, hey.
Papi: You're Shane?
Shane: [shoots tequila, exhales] Whew! [addresses Papi] Yeah.
Papi: You're just a skinny little white girl.
Shane: [looks down at herself] Oh. Yeah, I guess I am.
Alice: Shane!
Shane: [distractedly] What?
Alice: This is Papi.
Shane: Who?
Alice: Papi.
Shane: So what?
Papi: So, I'm your competition.
Shane: Oh. Oh, OK. Well, you know, I don't know exactly what we're competing for, but, uh, you win. So, it was nice meeting you.

She is just so incredibly cool.

Armageddon Awaits

I have some bad news to share.

Shayne.

Borland.

Is.

Coming.

Back.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!! AND GROUND ALL PLANES FROM BRIBIE ISLAND!!!

Birkenstocks are not the New Black

From Wikipedia:

"Birkenstock is a German brand of sandals and other shoes, notable for their contoured cork and rubber footbeds, which conform somewhat to the shape of their wearers' feet. Representative products include the two-strap sandal, the Arizona, and the Boston clog. Birkenstock shoes are worn with or without socks, the choice generally based on outside temperature."

They are also extremely ugly. Not quite as offensive as Crocs, but very close.

And if you absolutely must wear them, NEVER wear them with socks.

The Irish Guy

It seems Lady Goon has been making all and sundry aware of our blog, and a certain Irish person is slightly miffed at not having a single mention.

Now it should be known the the Irish Guy is not actually Irish at all, but is in fact Canadian. Town Bike mistook his accent for Irish and of course he has been the Irish Guy ever since.

Things the Irish Guy likes:

1. Feeding his magpies, Charlie & Charlize
2. Birkenstocks
3. Taking photo's of street signs
4. Liver