Thursday 28 February 2008

Taming The Blob: Help Needed

Sunday afternoon at The Oaks has become Red Blob's favourite haunt of late, and as I am planning on spending the time from Saturday afternoon to Sunday night blind drunk, there is a good chance I may run into her there.

I need some inspiration for a witty comeback in case she comes up and starts ranting maniacally at me again. So far I only have:

"You have something in your teeth".

Any other ideas?