Tuesday 9 December 2008

Armageddon Awaits

I have some bad news to share.

Shayne.

Borland.

Is.

Coming.

Back.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!! AND GROUND ALL PLANES FROM BRIBIE ISLAND!!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you know? Did he call you? When is this happening? WHEN WHEN WHEN?????

Town Bike said...

He texted me on the weekend when I was drunk and I totally forgot about it until I was going through my phone just now.

I don't know why he thinks I care.

He told me he'd be back "in a couple of weeks" and that was on Saturday.

Is there time for me to enter the witness relocation program??

Anonymous said...

Why is he coming back? I mean it STILL SUMMER!!! Did you want to meet for a drink this arvo to discuss our strategy?

Anonymous said...

Miss Bike, left a message on your mobile machine asking you to give me a call to tell me how you went in the trivia last night, hope you went well!!!

Miss Contradiction said...

Apparently she was 3 sheets to the wind and started yelling out answers that were mostly incorrect.

Hee.

Town Bike said...

Yes, I was getting things very wrong in my self-righteousness.