Friday, 8 December 2006

The Spiritual De-Pantsing Of Jason The Crackhead

Well I do hate to kick a dog when he's down - unless that dog happens to be Jason, who as you all know is one of my nemises.

I have just received word that Jason was arrested for drink driving last night and spent the night in Kings Cross lock up.

Apparently he blew 0.15 - which all you drivers out there will know is THREE TIMES THE LEGAL LIMIT.

Can I also point out that this is the THIRD time he has been done for drink driving - in fact he got his licence back less than a year ago.

Stupid people just never learn, do they.

The delicious irony of the situation is that Jason just took out a loan a month or two ago - which he really can't afford - to buy a $40,000 car. AND NOW HE CAN'T DRIVE IT. He he.

It will be interesting to see how he manages the commute from Liverpool to Alexandria each day without a car.

I hope they lock him up and throw away the key.

Bet that well isn't looking like such a bad option now, eh Jason?

SUCKED IN YOU LOSER EVERYBODY HATES YOU!! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER CONE!!! BOO HOO



5 comments:

Miss Contradiction said...

Oh yes Jason...karma is indeed a bitch.

I just 131500'd the trip from his place to work and it will take 1 hour 15 each way.

That might give him enough time to reflect on his PATHETIC excuse for an existence.

Town Bike said...

Oh fuck... I hope this doesn't mean he has to move closer to the city.

I want as much distance between myself and him as possible.

Town Bike said...

FUCKING SUCKED IN. YOU'RE 37 YEARS OLD, YOU LIVE WITH YOUR SISTER AND YOU'RE A CRACK-ADDICTED LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS. GODDAMIT IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU!!!

Miss Contradiction said...

He won't even have time to think about moving with all that commuting.

That's right jason, you are now officially in a living hell of your own creation.

Enjoy!!

Town Bike said...

Now he has a massive car loan AND a $5000 fine to pay off (potentially).

I can't wait to see the fall apart from this!

Maybe he'll gas himself in his car this time, like I've always predicted!