Tuesday, 19 December 2006

Hole Update WE 17/12/2006



Ok, ok…I know my update is late.

Problem is I don’t remember much of the weekend due to sheer crapulence.

I had my Xmas party on Friday, so only dropped in to our fave establishment briefly. Town Bike was completely off her face when I got there and was talking in a rare dialect of Swahili.

Saturday we had our inaugural rival Xmas lunch. Fun and merriment was had by all – except for our spiritual leader Pete who could not tear himself away from his spiritual home. Such dedication I am sure you will agree. So we headed back to join him at the megahole.

We did however manage to make him wear a fetching santa hat – it was quite remarkable his resemblance to bad santa (aka Billy Bob).

Saturday night is really just a massive blur. Town Bike piked at 1.30 and I ended up talking crap for around 6 hours to random people. What I was rambling about is a complete mystery.

I stumbled back there around 1pm Sunday until around 7 when I had to pass out on something.

In other news, Miss Penelope has left the country for 4 weeks….I miss my partner in crime. However I do believe she will be our foreign correspondent whilst she is away.

God love her….

3 comments:

Town Bike said...

Damn. You don't remember anything either. So what exactly were we doing in the hole between the hours of 5pm and 1.30pm on Saturday night??

Anyone?

Miss Contradiction said...

I would assume stumbling, stalking, talking crap...

The usual.

Town Bike said...

And leering... you forgot leering