Some background info - 'log onto a screen and call me' refers to a message Jason accidentally sent to Miss Contradiction once, and now we periodically send him that message to annoy him. Also Jess is a character we made up, and we were nowhere near the bourbon last night.
I'll let the SMS's from last night do that talking, shall I?
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Stalking phone: Hey jason! Remember me? ;-) what are you up to 2nite?
Jason: New phone. Jog my memory.
Stalking phone: We met in balmain a while back? I had a boyfriend at the time?
Jason: Whereabouts? Did I know you had a boyfriend?
SP: Attic, you told me to call if we ever broke up.
J: What's your name?
SP: Jess. It was my birthday. I thought you would remember?
J: I remember. Not much on tonight, did you wanna meet up or something?
SP: Having dinner with some girlfriends, I'll give you a call when we head out?
J: Ok sounds good.
SP: Hey will be finished in about an hour where r u? are u out now?
J: Home at kensington. Worked till 8. Where are you?
SP: We are heading to the cross later, want to meet up?
J: Perfect, my mates coming. Do you know where your gonna go? [he is referring of course to Bad Smell; who is also a loser and deserves to be pranked]
SP: We were thinking the bourbon? Is it any good? Is your friend hot? I have a hot friend hehe
J: He thinks he is. Bourbs ok.
SP: Ok we are heading to the x now. Text me when u get there i remember what you look like. x
J: (After about an hour) OK I'm here.
SP: Where are you? Who are you with? I'm at the bar
J: Me? I'm here. Your at the bar? I'm near the bar.
SP: My friend is having a moment in the toilet. She keeps saying something about 'log onto a screen and call me'? What does that mean Jason??
J: That's hilarious. We're up for a pretty good night by the looks of things. Thanks for getting it going.
SMS's from the next morning
Miss Contradiction: Log onto a screen a call me - from Jess with the boyfriend that you remember. Pathetic Jason - truly pathetic. ps I am now cured of any attraction to you and next time you want to booty you can call 'jess'
Town Bike: I hate you Jason
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IT'S CALLED KARMA BABY, AND IT GOES AROUND!!!
7 comments:
I can't believe he fell for it and pretended to remember her.
lol lol r u going to the hole tonight Ms Bike ?
So after a long absence from the hole tonight I made my long-awaited return... I don't know what it is about that place - Denise going mental in the bathroom, Toothless Pete scabbing durries from over the "ropes", the twin twits Kate and Lizzie behind the bar.... But I LOVE IT!!!
Drunk, happy and feeling complete... hope everyone else has had a good night!
Haha. Denise was in fine form. She hadn't slept.
I myself was incredibly drunk after a boozy lunch at Peppercorn, however I did manage to clean up on the horses before stumbling home and passing out at an embarrassingly early hour.
In fact I think I may still be drunk.
Oh and I also managed to drop and smash the stalking phone. But don't worry, it's ok, though there's a couple of leftover pieces and I can't work out where they go.
I need to go to sleep
2 days without a new blog?
ohhh the humanity :(
p.s town bike has a nice rack
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