Well it seems that a certain malignant tumour known by Miss Contradiction and I as 'Nautica' has attempted to sleaze his way back into my life.
Who is Nautica you ask. Well I'll tell you. Nautica is a repulsive dickhead who used to run the pool competition for the hole a few years ago. Eventually it was discovered that he was ripping off the pool comp to fund his raging speed habit. He was subsequently banned, for life we thought, but apparently that's not the case.
You see I have my own issues with Nautica beyond the pool comp debacle. Five or so years ago he decided to randomly boast to all and sundry that I had sex with him in the toilets. EWWWWWWW. As if I would touch his diseased carcass with a 10-foot pole.
Anyway eventually Miss Contradiction and I had a massive fight with him one Sunday afternoon a few years ago before he got banned and we all thought that was that.
But no. After I stumbled home to pass out on Friday night after a drinking session I got the following message on my phone from an unknown number:
"Hi, saw you at the hole tonight, looking good! Hope you had a good night, call me."
I wrote back who the fuck is this and eventually it transpired it was NAUTICA. How the hell he got my phone number I'm not sure, nor am I sure why he's started stalking me out of the blue years down the track (particularly as we've never been on good terms). Anyway he has been spamming me with 'sexy' messages all weekend and generally embarrassing himself.
NAUTICA IF YOU ARE READING THIS I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR AND NO I WILL NOT GO FOR A DRINK WITH YOU!!
I REITERATE... I HATE YOU!!!!
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4 comments:
i think i know who this is :D
He makes my skin crawl
I don't think I know who you are on about.
Sounds like a Wanker though!
Just thinking of him thinking about me makes me want to rip off my skin, soak it in Napisan, dry it off then reapply it!
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