Friday, 8 December 2006

Suggestion For The Hole

I would like to suggest that the hole follows the lead of other reputable institutions in the area (such as the Greenwood and the Commodore) and hands out free champagne, cocktails and food on a Friday afternoon.

Miss Contradiction and I would step over our own grandmothers to get a freebie and would appreciate this very much.

Unfortunately, at this point the only free things you get from the hole include:

  • Biscuits from the gaming room
  • Depression
  • Faeces in the ice
  • A drinking problem

Free things as a whole are good, except for those listed above.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another thing you get free from the hole is FAT.
I just saw my refection in a window as I was about to walk into Dominos pizza.
Suffice to say I am going lunchless today.
oh!! ok, I ate 1 post-it.

Can someone do something about this god awful weather.
Needs to get warmer in the evening, so I can go walking or run around something.

Miss Contradiction said...

You missed out on a few freebies at the hole...

Advice from Pete

Hula skirts

Red feather boa's

Sandwiches (only at lunch and you have to fight off the pokie enthusiasts to get any)

Wedges and battered fish nugget type things (only at the badge draw and comes with complimentary salmonela)

Marty's jokes

Town Bike said...

Some of these things should go under the heading 'things you get free from the hole, but would prefer not to have' eg Marty's jokes.

Anonymous said...

Also you get free entertainment:
*Fights
*People being escorted from the premisies
*People being barred
*Miss Contradiction and I being trashed on a Monday night
*Pete drinking a shot of absyinth