Well I must admit that I am considering kicking Miss Contradiction off the blog.
She only has one regular gig per week - a round up of the weekend - and she can't even do that!!
How am I supposed to entertain myself before I have to leave at 3.30pm??
I don't believe that she is doing work. She never does.
I am giving her until COB today to post her update, otherwise I'll be taking applications for new blog correspondents.
Thank you for listening.
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WHATEVER!!
She is just annoyed because she hasn't heard from her stalker today.
Apparently according to reliable sources (ie the free tarot reader at some lunch she went to) her soul mate is supposed to arrive before June.
Maybe it's the stalker.
Maybe it's the glassy.
Maybe it's Pete.
Maybe it's a man in a chicken suit.
I am beside myself to see who the succesful candidate will be.
Well I do make most of my important life decisions based on what free psychics at boozy work functions tell me.
I am just disappointed that she didn't tell me my soul mate's name, phone number and address. I mean it could be anyone really.
P.S. I'm pretty sure it's Pete
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