In deference to Bubbles (formerly Bubbles2Go – but I have decided that blog name is too long) and her moving prose about Cremorne Barbie, the contributors to this blog decided to make our very own Cremorne Barbie. As luck would have it, our other spiritual home (IGA) sells homebrand type Barbie knock off’s for $6.
I think you will all agree that with a $6 barbie, a pair of scissors, and a lot of hard work and imagination – we came up with a stunning likeness. I am sure Mattel will be offering us untold wads of cash for this little number in the hopes of getting it out in shops before Xmas.
Now all we need is a $6 Ken doll and we can dress him in a wifebeater and a flannie and you will have the perfect pair.
I am sure she will become a best seller!!
4 comments:
You forgot the other creative inspiration - several bottles of white wine and a shot of absinthe.
She truly has class up the arse, and so do we.
By the way, these photos were taken at - yes, you guessed it - the pub.
You can recognise this from the atmospheric lighting in the background. And the fact that NO PEOPLE are in the background.
You can also tell that these photos were taken in the pub because half the poses with the Barbie are true to form between the hours of 1 -5am.
How many times do you see girls with their legs spread for a bottle of wine? Do i rest my case?
I do apologise for spelling or grammar issues. It's 20 past midnight and I'm drunk!!!
Spread my legs for a drink? I know I do!
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