Well I certainly had the most random night I've had in a while last night. Bad Smell and I decided to wander up to the pub for a couple of drinks and the first badge draw and it ended up with us stumbling out five hours later. (Why is it you can never go for just a few drinks?)
In my drunken haze I stupidly told Smell Boy about the blog and I even told him that he is called Bad Smell. Luckily he doesn't know how to use a computer, let alone Google, so he can't see how much I've been mouthing off.
Miss Contradiction and I also informed him that his best mate Jason has no nickname on the blog as he deserves to be named and shamed, and that we are considering printing his last name and mobile number as well.
Once again no one won the badge draw, though we did get to hear the usual array of bad jokes and 'funny' banter over the microphone. I'd rather have the money thanks.
I also noticed from the new staff behind the bar that once again the hole has been on a recruitment drive at the local kindergarten. While I'm sure the blokes enjoy having a pre-pubescent girl pouring them drinks, it can be a little intimidating for a woman over the age of 25 to be confronted by the sight of some lithe young thing who has no hips or arse (possibly because she's not old enough to menstruate yet).
Bad Smell and I wandered home and got stoned and drank my father's bourbon. I don't often get stoned so when I do I spin out. Once in 2005 sometime I thought Smell Boy was going to strangle me while we were lying in bed and I was considering jumping out the window.
Last night I managed to walk into my sideboard and smash a glass. I blamed it on my cat.
I think we must have had sex too because I woke up this morning naked. I hope I enjoyed it.
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If you Google 'bad smell jason cremorne' this site comes up first.
Luckily, as Town Bike mentioned, neither of them know how to use the Internet.
Not that I would give a rats arse if Jason read it anyway.
2 more sleeps until the So-so bar opening!!!
I CAN'T WAIT!!!
Surely there are heps of other sites with the phrases Jason Bad Smell Cremorne on them? Haha
I don't care if Jason sees the site but I care if BS does because then I won't get sex. And that's not on because fish gotta swim.
Do you know what you're wearing yet?
I wish Bad Smell wasn't coming so I could pick up.
I know!!! What if I come as you and you come as me.
We will confuse everyone.
I wonder if any blog stalkers are coming.
Where the bloody hell is Miss Penelope? I hope she knows she is my date to the biggest event in Cremorne's history.
Except for when Pete was banned. That was a pretty big event. In an 'end of an era' kind of way.
Everyone seems to think we're interchangeable anyway, so I doubt anyone would notice if we swapped identities for the night.
My favourite turning point in the hole's history was when the artist formerly known as Nautica got banned for life for stealing funds from the pool comp.
Hey - I didn't know that. Why wasn't I informed of this?
Nautica - he could be contender of the Jason Award for Excellence in the Art of Loserism....
I'm pretty sure I told you about that. He used to run the pool comp for them about 3 years ago.
Then they found out he had his hand in the collection bag.
He, he, he.
I hate Nautica and hope I never see him again.
I'm back!!!
Managed to sweet talk Nathan into getting another ticket...maybe to be used on Sat night as well.
The manager ( I think Matt) gave me an insight into the new club....sounds very different (although not complete!!!).
I see what you mean about the bar staff. Had only been away 3 weeks and didn't recognize anyone!!!
The tickets can be used for both nights. So one ticket is valid for both Friday and Saturday.
That's what Nathan told me anyway.
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