Blocking email addresses = new black

I have just heard from a ‘reliable source’ (ie Miss Contradiction) that blocking people’s email addresses is the new black.

Miss Contradiction is the queen of blocking email addresses. Not only has she blocked Jason’s address, but also several other people who don’t actually email her anymore, just in case the fancy takes them (a pre-emptive strike).

I would love to get in on this email-blocking caper. In fact, I think I might ring up Goulburn Supermax prison and ask for Ivan Milat’s email address, just so I can add him to my blocked addresses list!

You never know when ol’ Ivan is going to forward you a jokey group email!!

Will YOU be my soulmate?

Miss Contradiction and I spent a boozy lunch slash afternoon on Saturday working out who was going to be who in our lives.

This is what we came up with:

Miss Contradiction's life partner and soulmate: Panda
The executor of her will: The glassie, Joe (?)
Her legal advisor: Uncle Pete
Godparents to her children: Licensee and Poncho

My life partner and soulmate: Ivan Milat
The executor of my will: Jason
Legal advisor: That strange guy who works at Peppercorn
Godparents to my children: Missingham and a woman in a chicken suit.

I sent Jason an SMS to ask him if he would be the executor of my will and he didn't respond.

What's up with that?

Sheesh, you try to build a bridge...

Granny Killer Spins Some Tunes At Sobar

I notice from Sobar's website that someone called John Glover is playing some upcoming 'gigs' (is that what you call it for DJ-types?) at the venue.

Now I have never claimed to be cool and wouldn't know the world's most popular DJ if he came up and ejaculated on my face, but last time I checked John Glover was better known as the Mosman Granny Killer (click here for more info for you youngsters who were still in nappies at the time).

Yes that's right, the notorious murderer who used to stalk grannies home from the Mosman RSL and strangle them with their own pantihose.

Last thing I remember John Wayne Glover was found dead in his cell at Lithgow jail, has the Sobar achieved what David Copperfield couldn't and raised him from the dead to play songs at Sobar??

Is anyone on the management team even old enough to remember the Granny Killer??

I can't wait to see DJ John Glover and DJ Ivan Milat going 'head to head' on the 'decks'.