Well Miss Contradiction and I embarked on the bender to end all benders last night.
We met Miss Penelope at the Lenin Bar for a couple (AKA 100) of drinks then headed back to our spiritual home.
We managed to stay until closing time and - oh yes, I have had a week of celebrity sightings indeed.
WE SAW ROBBIE (click for more info). Yes he of the man foundation and hair straighteners.
When I pointed him out to Miss Contradiction, she proceeded to yell out to him and tell him that we 'love his work'. And we made mysterious keyboard typing signals at him.
But that wasn't enough for me. Yes, I decided to ensconce myself in a booth with Robbie and his friends and - don't be jealous - I think he was trying to hit on me.
At any rate he asked me to go for a swim with him and I was like yeah SURE Robbie. But I couldn't just say I didn't want to go for a swim with him. Oh no, I had to tell a complete lie and say I had my period. Which I didn't. And then go into graphic detail about my imaginary period and tell him it would be like a scene from Jaws. Not surprisingly, he left not long after that.
Good ol' Robbie.
In other news, I have never been less sexually attracted to Bad Smell in my life and would really like to hop into bed with someone else. I think I have the potential to become a big ol' slut in my old age. What's up with that?
However in all my desperate hormonal glory I still wouldn't sleep with Robbie. I respect our friendship too much.
I've forgotten how to pick up after 2.5 years out of the game. Anyone have any tips?
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I would have rooted a piece of furniture last night.
Seriously.
Getting all trussed up in your best clobber has that effect on a girl.
I don't get it... hair straighteners? What does Robbie have to straighten? Looks like a fairly closely-cropped head of hair to me.
On second thoughts, after studying his MySpace more closely I have decided it may not actually have been Robbie. I don't know, I was completely off my trolley.
If that's the case, why did he answer to the name Robbie? Who knows how that young man's mind works?
It could of been Uncle Pete for all we knew.
I also want to know why Robbie has a quote from Romeo and Juliette on his My Space site thingimebob.
In other news, the new junior admin person at my office is called Pete Stewart.
I got all excited when I got the email, however it turns out he was not our beloved Uncle Pete and just some random kid.
Dammit.
I would have an orgasm if Uncle Pete started working with me.
However seeing as I don't work for a garbage collection company that seems unlikely to happen.
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