Monday, 13 November 2006

Top 10 Reasons Why Cremorne Really IS The New Black

10. More pubs and bottle shops per capita than any other suburb on the lower North Shore.
9. The punch-ons and stalkings flow free and fast.
8. More faux bisexuality and lesbianism than you can poke a stick at.
7. $5 cocktails at the RSL.
6. The women are loose 'n' easy.
5. Uncle Pete - need I say more?
4. The footpaths are quite adequate.
3. No matter where you look, you can always find some idiot to keep you entertained.
2. The disabled toilets at the Metropole.

And the number 1 reason why Cremorne is the new black is...

1. BECAUSE JASON DOESN'T LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR HERE!!

HURRAY FOR LIFE!!!

6 comments:

Miss Contradiction said...

Who's Jason?

Town Bike said...

Some fat, balding loser who lost his wallet at the U2 concert the other night... I picked it up... but I'll return it to him... IF HE PROMISES TO KILL HIMSELF AND/OR LEAVE THE COUTNRY FIRST!!!

JASON, YOU SUCK...

Miss Contradiction said...

Nope.

Can't say I have ever heard of him.

He musn't be very relevant.

Town Bike said...

Perhaps he is too docile for you to remember him?

He is rather bland and pathetic...

Sydney PEN said...

Finally Cremorne immortalised on the net. Good on ya, groovers.

Town Bike said...

Cremorne is grate. Oh whoops I mean crap. Oh whoops I mean grate. I forget now.