Well it certainly was quite an evening last night.
It all started when I skipped off work half an hour early to meet Miss Contradiction for a drink or 10 at 333 bar in the city. Miss Contradiction then went off to the Kylie concert (she is quite the social butterfly) and I got on a bus bound for - yes, you guessed it - Cremorne.
Unfortunately there was a major traffic jam on the bridge and as we all know I was fairly inebriated by this stage so the results weren't going to be pretty.
Did I happen to mention I also suffer from very bad motion sickness? Well, I do. Many a time has Miss Contradiction had to hold my hair back as I vomit on the side of the road after a hard night's drinking.
I don't really remember much of being at the pub. I do know I was very, very drunk. At one stage I went to the toilet and by the time I came back out I had forgotten who I was talking to.
Miss Contradiction appeared like an oasis in the desert later in the night and I was confused because I thought she was supposed to be at a concert. I guess going to the pub was more important for her.
We then proceeded to have a quiet chuckle about Jason and his date for his work Christmas party tonight - he is taking the air conditioner installer from work, no less.
A quick game of pool ensued and I notice that two of the pool tables have been randomly moved around 90 degrees. For what reason I don't know - perhaps management thinks it makes the room more distinguished? Perhaps it is a feng shui thing? Who knows.
I then had to rush home all of a sudden due to a pressing engagment - ie, I had to throw up.
Needless to say I have woken up with a killer hangover today and am about ready to shoot myself in the head.
I think we will head up to The Oaks soon to start again. Apparently I am supposed to be meeting someone for a 'date' tonight which I had entirely forgotten about and don't quite remember arranging. I don't think I'll go, seeing as Bad Smell is apparently still in the state and may catch me in the act.
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Yes, dear readers - Town Bike was at a level of intoxication I have rarely witnessed in her before.
I had actually been at the Kylie concert and back.
Town Bike and Miss Penelope were trashbag central and in fine form.
Town Bike made a dash for it and was looking rather cross eyed at the time.
Miss Penelope left not long after looking much the same way.
Miss Penelope did manage to back up the next day with a good solid 12 hours of drinking at the races.
Bless her.
I was drunkedy drunk drunk drunk drunk!
The pool table closest to the juke box is on a slant as well and the other one it proped up with coasters, pretty pathetic if they cant even get a pool table level
Has anyone seen the area where the games used to be being used, or the couch they installed on the left as you walk in the pool from from outside?
Who put in the new speakers all they did was punch holes in the roof and not patch them back up, and cable hanging out some one who doesnt like mega should call workcover on there asses !!!!
I would also like to see the infamous hump on the floor in the pool room being fixed pretty soon.
Many time have I been wearing ridiculously high stiletos, only to trip over flat on my face.
Yes, it is hard being this sexy.
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