I am pulling myself out of my chronic illness-induced rut and am ready to hit the punching bag of life with a vengeance come the long weekend at the end of this month.
Yes I realise it's still 10 days away but I need a while to plan my outfits (i.e. make some alterations now that I am apparently a lard arse).
What is going on? Some cool dance party that I will feel out of place at if I attend? A stalkers' convention at which I can give a presentation? Any grand final BBQs people want to invite me to?? Who wants to bet that we'll spend the long weekend sitting in the dark recesses of the pub getting shitfaced?
P.S. Go Parra
P.P.S. Lobo
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2 comments:
Why don't you see if you can borrow Jason's mould shirt?
You could add a belt and make is a shirt dress.
Perhaps your bronze heels and clutch.
I think it would be rather fetching.
Would Jason't mould shirt even fit me?
According to one pub loser, probably not.
Whatever. You try feeding your face with steriods for months on end and see how modelesque you end up.
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