Monday, 24 September 2007

Jason Touches Down In The Information Age

After years of blundering around the Internet trying to work out the difference between email and tinnea, it appears that Jason Gray has finally conquered the Internet (or Facebook, at least).

Well, he's worked out how to join Facebook. Accepting friend requests is another matter.

I wonder what relationship it is that he's referring to? Last time I checked, the only meaningful relationship Jason has had in the past decade is with his icepipe.

Stupid, stupid Jason. He ripped me off for $20 at The Oaks on Friday night.

I hate Jason.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i wanna meet jason

Town Bike said...

I've had my Jason intake for the next 6 months now.

I don't want to see him again until then.

He's boring, he drones and he cadges money off people.

Boring.

Miss Contradiction said...

The idea of Jason is a lot more interesting than the actual Jason.

Trust me.

Town Bike said...

Yes, any interest factor he has is thanks to us and our storytelling skills.

In reality, he's your average garden variety loser.