Thursday, 20 September 2007

Jason Update

Well as you all probably know by now talking about Jason is the most important thing in our lives so here's another update.

Miss Contradiction and I were bored yesterday and emailed Jason to find out why he hasn't joined Facebook yet as he has a tribute group going. In reply, Jason droned (yes, Jason manages to drone in email) 'how do I get there?'. What, he thinks he can drive to Facebook?

Anyway it transpires that Jason couldn't handle life at the Good Guys Alexandria without his little boyfriend (Bad Smell) and handed in his resignation yesterday afternoon (I told you their co-dependence is alarming). Turns out he couldn't get a position at Bad Smell's new shop so is biding his time at a shop in Belrose somewhere, presumably selling fridges. Which is all well and good as long as he doesn't move back to our area.

Updated list of suburbs to avoid:
- Dulwich Hill
- Belrose
- Kensington

Alexandria is now safe for re-entry.

5 comments:

Miss Contradiction said...

This is Miss Contradiction reporting from off site.

I am going to give Jason a call tonight to get the low down.

We haven't caught up properly since Monday.

Town Bike said...

I thought he was teaching your 'advanced PowerPoint' course?

After all, he has much experience in plugging fridges into powerpoints.

Miss Contradiction said...

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Powerpoint

Town Bike said...

Is that what it looks like after a night up on ice and 15 cones?

Did you get my media release on Facebook?

Town Bike said...

Jason