Wednesday, 5 September 2007

The Ballad Of Ryan Fugly

Gather around the campfire children because Aunty Bike wants to tell you a tale of caution about a certain 'fugmeister' who used to hang around the Cremorne Hotel called Ryan.

I have not seen him in a while but you may remember him as a certain deformed hobbit-looking bloke who was adept at making the skin of women crawl.

I sent out a group text message to my usual suspects tonight re: Jason's Father's Day present of an apron with boobs and Ryan Fugly had the NERVE to respond in a negative fashion.

When I sober up tomorrow and have hours to fill at work I will divulge full details.

Signing off,
Town Bike.

P.S. I still really need to know who Timmy is

3 comments:

Town Bike said...

P.S. I still have reason to suspect that Ryan is actually a butch woman dressed as a 'man'. If you can call it that. Really.

Town Bike said...

He's not in the league of Timmy though.

Town Bike said...

P.S. Timmy is definitely either Kay Kendall or Alice Brady. I must know!!!!