Gather around the campfire children because Aunty Bike wants to tell you a tale of caution about a certain 'fugmeister' who used to hang around the Cremorne Hotel called Ryan.
I have not seen him in a while but you may remember him as a certain deformed hobbit-looking bloke who was adept at making the skin of women crawl.
I sent out a group text message to my usual suspects tonight re: Jason's Father's Day present of an apron with boobs and Ryan Fugly had the NERVE to respond in a negative fashion.
When I sober up tomorrow and have hours to fill at work I will divulge full details.
Signing off,
Town Bike.
P.S. I still really need to know who Timmy is
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P.S. I still have reason to suspect that Ryan is actually a butch woman dressed as a 'man'. If you can call it that. Really.
He's not in the league of Timmy though.
P.S. Timmy is definitely either Kay Kendall or Alice Brady. I must know!!!!
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