Well I didn't manage to pick up last night, despite the fact I was dolled up in my new party frock and had my rack on display.
Bummer.
Will I ever have sex again?
All indications point to no.
Though I didn't have to go to bed alone. Once again Miss Contradiction and I passed out next to each other.
Sometimes I think it would be easier just to become lesbians.
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Don't despair Town Bike, picking up at the hole is always a health hazard anyway.
True... it can result in STDs at best and a failed two-and-a-half year relationship with a problem gambler at worst.
lol townbike i went to mega around 9pm didnt see u there?
FUCKYAS FUKEN SLUTZ. ILL ROOT UR HOLE GOOD IF YA LIKE1!! CUM GET SUM LUVIN YA FAKEN SLUT. I LEIK ANAL THOUGH SO U MIGHT HAVE A SORE RIM AFTERWARDS!
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Get a life you loser, if you don't like the blog then why would you come on here ?
I can't believe Hey Dad is on Foxtel in the morning.
I may never go to work again.
I made it to work after a completely trashy lunch followed by at least 26 bottles of wine.
Don't remember leaving the pub.
Went home and had a screamimg match with my disfunctional flatmates.
Bleerrggghhhhh.
I came home and ranted drunkenly at my poor old 80 year old father. I then made him drink vodka with me.
I was too ashamed to face him this morning so I hid in bed until he left.
I'm also pretty sure I texted my trainer yesterday afternoon to tell her I was drunk.
I also think I texted Bad Smell to tell him I miss him.
Oops.
Oh dear. Drunken text messages!
I ended up in the Oaks last night drinking red wine. Not a good idea!!
I'm not sure what time we got to the hole on Saturday. We'd been drinking all afternoon at the Shangri-La so were pretty smashed. Maybe 10pm or so?
Miss Contradiction was stalking Will. I'm a bit over Will now. He's overrated.
I came home with alcohol stains all over my red satin dress. Oh dear. It will be quite an expensive dry cleaning bill indeed.
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