LOSSES
- My dignity
- My faith in mankind
- A hell of a lot of money
- 5kg
- Several pieces of furniture, including a bed
- Some sentimental items that I can't be bothered going back to get
- My sobriety
- 2.5 years of my mid-twenties
GAINS
- Some wrinkles
- An esky
Hmmmmm.
3 comments:
On the topic of losers, how is Jason? Still alive? You haven't mentioned him in ages.
Dead, I hope.
God I wish I hadn't wasted so many precious days on this loser with his stupid ponytail and his stupid stupidness.
GOD I HATE YOU AND WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PICK UP SOME SKANKY CHICK WITH STDS AND NO EYEBROWS THEN SEND ME A PHOTO OF IT!!
Oh wait, you already did that. Carry on.
P.S. And I am soooo keeping that esky.
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