Saturday, 10 February 2007

I Broke Up With Fuckwit Last Night When I Was Drunk

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeya later

Time for me to go on a destructive drinking/sex binge.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

you go girl! men suck anyways... welcome to good, angst free, life :D

Town Bike said...

Thanks Oprah.

Town Bike said...

Did I do the right thing?

Anonymous said...

Well, I mean.... didn't you already braek up with him? At this blog's inception you pretty much described him as your fuckwit-ex-who-you-occasionally-use-for-sex..... then he sort of became your boyfriend again... to the point where you've just had to 'dump' him.... I reckon as long as you make a decision and stick to it, and don't give into your natural urges (i.e,like sleeping with Bad Smell when horny and he happens to be the neareest penis in your vicinity/being in a relationship with him and wanting to dump him because there are other, hotter, less loserish guys in your vicinity) than you'll be fine.

Anonymous said...

I think you have made the right choice. You've been wanting to do it for ages. Now you can go out and pick up when you want!!

2007 must be the year of breaking up!!

Anonymous said...

Pick up Andrew

Town Bike said...

I think I may have to go out and pick up this weekend.

It's only normal that you become a skank for a while after breaking up with someone.

That and be incredibly off your face for several weeks.

Anonymous said...

Townbike is only 6 years older than me :O

Town Bike said...

I lie about my age.

It started as a way of dodging the draft during the war but now it's gotten out of hand.

Anonymous said...

I had a whole week of bing drinking last week. It worked wonders. Was going to try and cut down this week, but got to lunch time toad (Monday) and went to the pub!! Great start to the week.

Vodka makes you feel better - trust me!

Town Bike said...

I'm trying to lose weight for my birthday.

I think I'm going to be miserable and sober for the week.

Unless I replace all my food intake with alcohol, which could work.

Anonymous said...

It sure does work.
I have lost 3kg in a week. Just drinking and not eating.
I love break up diets!!

Town Bike said...

Yes, god bless the heartbreak diet.

I dropped heaps of weight when we broke up earlier last year.

Unfortunately I don't know if I care enough this time around to lose weight by pining.

May have to actually diet properly.

I hate dieting but I also hate feeling chubby.

Anonymous said...

Girls come over to my place, sex also makes u loose weight !

Town Bike said...

Desperation is never a good look Andrew.

Even when I am desperate I keep a lid on it and try to act like I'm not.

Aloofness will never go out of style.

Anonymous said...

lol