I read about an interesting cosmetic procedure the other day whereby the fat from your stomach can be sucked out and inserted into your backside to give you a nice curvaceous rump.I was very excited about this because I have always wanted some junk in the trunk a la the JLo Ho (see right) and it seems that finally I may no longer have to be a no-arse wonder for the rest of my life.
In fact, I wonder if there is time to get the procedure done before the grand opening of SoSoBar next weekend. I supposed I would still be wearing the pressure bandages. But that could be funny because I could tell all the little fashion victims who frequent the hole after midnight that I saw Nicole Ritchie wearing pressure garments in Cleo and see if they turn up the next week wearing them.
Pressure garments could well be the new black.
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Any chance they can suck the fat out of your stomach and arse and not put it anywhere?? I would certainly be intersted in that.
When does the SoSo bar open, I'm back on the 11th, was wondering if i would be missing the grand opening. Would be a shame if I did!!
I think that's called liposuction...
It's opening on the 12th and 13th. We need you back so we can score another invite off Nathan the bouncer, he won't give Miss Contradiction one! (Perhaps she is not fashionable enough)
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