Update: Cremorne Lingo

Crapulence (n): 1. Sickness caused by excessive eating or drinking. 2. Excessive indulgence; intemperance.

USAGE: On Sundays, Mary liked to wallow in her own crapulence.

Jason (n): 1. Classical Mythology. A hero, the leader of the Argonauts, who at the request of his uncle Pelias retrieved the Golden Fleece from King Aeëtes of Colchis with the help of Medea. 2. A male given name: from a Greek word meaning “healer.” 3. The biggest loser in the world, definitely not a healer - more of a giver of pain. 4. A generic term for someone who is an ice addict and a problem gambler.

USAGE: I'm going to hunt Jason down and shoot him in the chest with a speargun, then throw his body into a well.

Megahole (n): 1. A very large hole in the ground. 2. A pub in Cremorne that was once known as the Metropole (see also "eighth wonder of the world"). 3. A woman of loose sexual morals.

USAGE: Seeing Jason at the megahole makes me want to be crapulent.

Titanic (n): 1. A British luxury liner that sank after colliding with an iceberg in the Atlantic on its maiden voyage in April, 1912, with 1517 lives. 2. The nightclub at the Megahole. 3. A woman of loose sexual morals.

USAGE: I'd rather be on the Titanic than in this nightclub right now.

Uncle Pete (n): 1. Godfather of the Megahole. 2. Generically; a woman's ideal man.

USAGE: I want to make slow, passionate love to Uncle Pete.