And now something for the category of 'desperate and disgusting old men whom either Miss Contradiction or myself have had sex with (and thoroughly regret it) and who are celebrating their four hundred millionth birthday':
IT'S JASON GRAY'S 45TH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, METHEUSELAH!!
NOT THAT YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET SO YOU WON'T BE READING THIS!!
I am going to get him a framed photo of myself as a present.
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And now I come to think of it, 2 weeks from tomorrow is the anniversary of the day I met Bad Smell, Jason et al.
I was sitting upstairs in the pool hall of the hole slumped against the wall with a friend staring into space and they were sitting on the next couch down. Jason spent the night trying to put the moves on me. Yes, it was Jason who came onto me first.
Gross.
Town bike needs to get over Jason its kind of.. Obsessive
YOU giving ME advice on obsessive behaviour? Snort.
I thought Jase was turning 37...?
*Disclaimer: I retain the right to exaggerate for the purposes of making other people look stupid / old / ugly / unpopular
Still grossly over the hill, obviously.
It's all relative.
Ooh.. Just had a thought! Is it your fault, Town Bike, that Miss Contradiction ever met Jason?
If so, that must be quite a lot of guilt to bear.
Hmmm. Well if you look at it that way... yes, it is.
But if you look on the bright side... oh wait, there is no bright side.
Oh well. At least I fucked up my own life at the same time.
Actually I ignored him for about a year and then jumped into bed with him after a bad breakup and too much base.
I seem to remember he couldn't *ahem* perform.
It would have been so perfect... me with one loser, you with his loser mate.
Sigh... if only.
OH WAIT... WHAT AM I SAYING?? THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN GOOD AT ALL... I HATE IT WHEN I GET MYSELF ALL CONFUSED LIKE THAT
I think it's great to date a loser every once in a while. It gives you something to compare the next guy too. If you find someone worse than Jason you know you really are in trouble.
Except in the case of Miss Contradiction and myself, our losers have been getting worse and worse as time progresses.
I really wonder how I am going to outdo myself with my next romantic interest.
This is the major reason I've been celibate and living like a hermit for a few months now.
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