1. Jason spends most of his time roaming the countryside at all hours of the night and day looking for tail.
2. Jason smokes methamphetamines.
3. Heath Ledger's character in Candy was loosely based on Jason.
4. Jason bears a passing resemblance to matinee idol, Russell Crowe.
5. Jason used to work at 2nds World in Cremorne.
6. Jason sells whitegoods for a living.
7. Jason is turning 37 later this month.
8. Jason must have a billy in the morning to function normally. He calls it his 'breakfast bong'.
9. Jason is a loser.
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i see
apparently tonight is the last badge draw
im not sure townbike if jason got the present we sent him your his girlfriend, you ask him
out of credit to reply :(
Some q's:
1)'Tail'.... as in, err, women?
2)Is 2nds World a...shop which sells whitegood seconds? Noice.
I'm so very out of the loop.
Yes and yes to both.
See www.2ndsworld.com.au for more info.
Looks very, very glamourous. Lucky Jason.
My ex-boyfriend used to work there for ages as well.
The yellow shirts were a major factor in my deciding to sleep with him initially.
Haha! They worked at 2nd's together, then moved onto the Good Guys in Alexandria togther? How weird, very Year 5 'Friends4EVAH... We must do everything together."
Yes. Their co-dependency is quite scary. Now Bad Smell has taken a job at Winning Appliances just up the road from me in Crows Nest. Methinks it won't be long before Jason follows. BEWARE RESIDENTS OF THE LOWER NORTH SHORE, EVIL IS BACK IN TOWN!!!! (They also used to live together in Kirribilli)
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