Soulmate Update 27.04.07 – Keep Your Pants On, It’s Here!!

Well I was going to write about the debauchery Miss Contradiction and I got up to on Anzac Day last night but lo and behold I came home and my computer decided to have an unscheduled conniption. Needless to say Law & Order seemed to be a more enticing option than reformatting my computer so therefore you didn’t get a blog entry. I blame Jason.

This is aside from the fact that I was pretty out of it on Anzac Day and don’t really remember much of it to report on besides Miss Contradiction, Bubbles and I forcing a poor old ex-serviceman to talk to us at the RSL.

Oh yeah and the majority of the day’s stalking action took place before 9am – Bad Smell turned up randomly on my doorstep at 8am (he had been drinking at the dawn service since 4am), clearly expecting sex. Luckily I wasn’t there at the time.

But anyway. As you all know my soulmate is scheduled to arrive by the middle of the year and I am yet to hear sight or sound of him/her so I decided to go back and get my tarot done at this place in St Leonards to get some more info. I thought seeing as it’s closer to the date she might be able to provide me with a phone number or at least a vague general description.

But no. All she could tell me was that I will have a fling with a younger man first then settle down with a wealthy businessman, with a MARRIAGE (can you believe it) on the cards in the next 12 months. Well I never.

Now I’m puzzling to work out who this wealthy businessman can be. Here are some options we’ve come up with so far:

· Jason (he is the manager of a whitegoods department and knows some influential people in the drug industry)
· Uncle Pete (he runs his own ‘after hours’ business)
· ??? (Ok I only have two options).

She also decided to freak me out by saying at some point randomly ‘your mother is standing behind you right now, by the way’ and I was thinking great, I haven’t seen my mother alive for 13 years and here am I not wearing my best underwear!!

Uncanny.