Happy (Insert Generic Religious Holiday Here)

Well I have a busy day ahead of me (of drinking) and will be incommunicado for much of the day.

There's nothing like a good ol' four-day bender to celebrate the birth/death/marriage of God or whatever the hell it is this holiday is about.

I must find some new stalking victims this weekend. Any applicants can contact the stalking phone (number is to your right).

I will be most disappointed if there are no applicants.

In the meantime, here's something to brighten up your day (well at least my day)