Thursday, 1 March 2007

To Blog Or Not To Blog

The blog is not a dating service. It is a place to complain about things and generally be a pain in the butt to society.

The lameness of the whole 'let's chat people up on the internet' business bothers me.

I'm considering an early retirement unless all the lameness stops.

That is all.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

don't get cranky in your old age, bike.

hb for tomorrow :)

Town Bike said...

Bah humbug.

Anonymous said...

Omg townbike is turning... OLD

Town Bike said...

I'm not that old.

Anonymous said...

YOU FUKEN LOSERS HOW ABOUT U GET A LIFE AND STOP TALKING TO MEGAHOLE STAFF BCUZ THEIR LOSERS TOO. I WOULD SAY THEIR ALL FAT BITCHES EXCEPT FOR SUM SKINNY BITCHES LEIK THE ONE WITH FLOWERS IN HER HAIR.

BUT FUK U AND EVERYTHING U STAND FOR BECAUSE UR A LOSER PIECE OF SHIT WHO WEARS UGLY CLOTHES AND HAS A BLAND FACE. HOW ABOUT U GET A LIFE U FUCKING SLUT AND STOP SUCKING COCK AND LICKING ANUS WHEN ITS SWEATY AFTER ITS JUST BEEN FUCKED LIKE A FAT MAN FUCKS A HORSE.

FUK UUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous said...

I agree with this fine individual.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, what did you DO to this person Town Bike? Did you turn down their advances?!?!

Rejection certainly creates monsters of some people I must say...

And by the way, "...and everything you stand for..." - what does this refer to? Anti-immigration? Legalising drugs? Greater censorship of online material???

I didn't realise Town Bike was running for politics but I for one would certainly vote for her.

** VOTE 1 TOWNBIKE **

Town Bike said...

Ha. The same person wrote the long post and the Andrew post.

This time I redirected his new IP address to a site on multiple personality disorder.

Miss Contradiction said...

Oh well, at least this retard is mildly amusing on account of his penchant FOR WRITING IN CAPITALS and using lame arse abbreviations. Oh yes, and his delusional vitriolic ramblings.

HELLO, this is a blog not a text message.

I am assuming this 'fine individual' would be a complete and utter pussy without thir 'anonymous' profile to hide under.

Town Bike said...

The internet has a lot to answer for in the plethora of illiterate retards who are clogging up our dole queues these days.

Town Bike said...

Haha. Bland face and ugly clothes? WTF kind of insult is that??

Please, you can attack my looks, my morals, heck, you can even kill my family, but please, LEAVE MY CLOTHES OUT OF IT!!

Idiot.

Anonymous said...

what a retard

ROBBIE SIGHTING

Lunch at Mega with one of his close male companions

Town Bike said...

I hope he stays there until I get there

Anonymous said...

what time u gonna get there ms bikie

Anonymous said...

Listen you whore, your clothes are ugly. Your a poncho wearing whore. Your looks are disgusting and style is terrible. I would compare you to muslim wearing a vail. Or mexican in a poncho.

You are a a fat, tasteless whore who has nothing better to do with your time. I hope Megahole Management bans you for not having a life and practically living there with your sleezy, loud British friends.

Your re-routing scheme is mildy funny, but what's funnier is there is no real way to stop people posting.

Your all morons and I hope you get banned.

Town Bike said...

Oh my god you so have the wrong person. Poncho? I think not. Though I do know who you are thinking of though.

Anonymous said...

Yeah... YOU. Or one of your friends. Soon enough your time will come and I will mock everything you wear! MU HA HA HA! But seriously, I'd say for sure your taste is terrible, and I will refer to you as a poncho wearing loser who hangs out at their local every night.

Anonymous said...

:|

If your such a big man why dont you tell us who you are?

Anonymous said...

Hey, happy birthday.(....bootylicious, ahem)

Anonymous said...

Your the big [fat] man andrew.

Anonymous said...

fat... no!

Town Bike said...

I DO NOT WEAR A PONCHO AND I DON'T GO TO THE PUB EVERYNIGHT