Some guy followed me home last night. Sucks to be me.
Luckily I'd had enough to drink and was paralytic at the time and barely remember the details today.
Perhaps he was hoping to give me advice on getting rid of my fat love handles.
Yes Miss Penelope and I did win trivia last night under team name 'microhole'. Last thing I remember from Tuesday night is pouring champagne into the trophy and drinking out of it.
LONG LIVE MICROHOLE!!!!!
P.S. The licensee is quite hot.
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So I'm watching Blokesworld and they're interviewing some guy who has a kitchen in his toilet. The host said "that's awesome, you can do the washing up while you're taking a crap". WTF???? Excuse me but in what way is that 'awesome'??
He described it as the 'ultimate bachelor pad'. Please, say it ain't so.
lmfao i thought u said the licensee was 2 short for u
Yeah but it's all the same when they're lying down.
lmfao how funny if u fucked him and as he left your place u told him about the blog lol
Yeah because I usually talk about the internet after sex.
Nice work on winning Trivia, but I'd be a bit concerned about drinking out of the cup - I did that the night we won and ended up spewing for 48 hours.... it may have been the 17 beers and 2 bottles of wine I'd consumed but I prefer to believe it was something in the cup.
Also, hands up who's going to the Silverchair launch?!?! (I've got my hand up). Hands up who's so excited it's actually embarassing?!?! (I've now got 3 hands up - oh, hang on, I'm drunk again, make that 2 hands up...!!).
Town Bike, see you there!
Jesus, sounds like my old boss. You work in North Sydney right? Let me guess... advertising?
I used to work in PR for a witch who nearly drove me to homicide - I thought that sort of management style went out with the heady drug-fuelled days of the 90's but apparently not...
I know a good employment lawyer if you need one.
Hm. Just realised I better delete that. Just in case.
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