How exciting... first, the rugby league season kicks off tonight, now apparently the stalking season is close to starting too!!
I just got an invite to the silverchair album launch/after party at the end of the month... at which they will be playing.
Now I am no fan of silverchair's music, but seeing as Naroomina and I used to stalk them when we were 17 (we didn't even like their music then, it started off as obsessive hate-filled stalking then gradually turned into obsessive love-filled stalking), I do hold a soft spot for them in my black, evil heart.
SUCKED IN NAROOMINA, I AM GOING TO STALK AND BED ONE OF THEM AND YOU ARE STUCK IN LONDON!!! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA HAHAHAHA
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Can I please come with you? PLEASE?!?!?!
I'm giving Miss Contradiction first right of reply.
If she says no, then maybe.
I KNEW I HAD THIS JOB FOR A REASON!! AND THAT REASON IS TO STALK PEOPLE LEGITIMATELY!!!
HAHAHAHA I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD
HURRY UP MARCH 30!!!
Town wanna go for a drink tonight
No andrew, sucking up will not get me to take you to silverchair.
Silverchair is shit, i wish Daniel Johns was dead
He probably wishes you were dead too.
I wonder if the Brules will be there? I could meet Natalie Imbruglia...
COOL
What year is this, 1998? Natalie is SO irrelevent.
I just checked in the mirror, my expression didn't change so obviously I don't care what you think.
NEXT!!!
Andrew should snog town bike
Talking about yourself in the third person is creepy.
Your expression didn't change? Oh dear. Better lay off the botox. Not that I blame you at your adavnced age.
Leave the funnies to me, darl. You're not good at it.
SHE IS FUNNY TOWN BIKE YOU FUCKHOLE CUNT!!! I HOPE BEN THE LICENSEE FUCKS UR ASSHOLE TO SHREDS!!! IF U LOVE HIM SO MUCH THAT IS!!! HE RAMS HIS HARD COCK IN UR SMOOTH SLIPPERY FUCKHOLE TURNING YOU ON TO THE MAX LIKE PEPSI MAX AND FUCKS U TILL UR VAGINA BLEEDS, THEN HE TURNS U OVER AND JAMS TWO FINGERS IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND WHAMS HIS FUCKSTICK INSIDE UR ASS AND U JUST FEEL IT LIKE A POO GOING INSIDE AND OUT AGAIN. THEN HE PULLS HIS COCK OUT REAL QUICK AND YOU DO A SHIT ALL OVER YOUR COUCH WHICH RUINS UR PONCHO AND DIRTIES UR CAT U BLAND, ACNE FACED PIECE OF SHIT.
YEH THATS RIGHT, YOU HAVE ACNE, BAD SKIN AND A FOUL SMELLING VAGINA U FUCKING WHORE WITH NO LIFE WHO ONLY TYPES SHIT ON HER STUPID ACNE SCARRED BLOG.
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A LOSER TOWN BIKE, ASSOCIATING WITH PEOPLE LIKE JASON. YOU MAY AS WELL ADMIT WHAT YOU ARE, A STUPID FUCKING LOSER WHO SPENDS EVERY WAKING MOMENT AT A MEGAHOLE OF A PUB DRINKING OYSTER BAY WINE WITH 2 LOSER FRIENDS AND HANGING OUT WITH ANDREW.
ACCEPT IT AND START DATING ANDREW SO HE CAN LEAVE HIS SWEET MAN JUICE INSIDE UR VAGINA EVERY TIME U PASS OUT AND STICK HIS TONGUE IN UR ASSHOLE.
FUCK I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK UR ASS THO TOWN BIKE. FUCK IT GOOD.
Charming come here town bike
Stop it with the ponchos... not me.
Abusive anon guy reminds me of a young me. I like his style. Let him go.
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