Well kids, it was the 'mega-opening of the So-bar' last night, as reported by the Sunday Telegraph last Sunday. Mind you this announcement was on page a gazillion and 10 and had to share its bullet point with something about an aboriginal youth group.
No, I wasn't invited as I am obviously over 18 and don't dress like a $2 hooker (my look is more mid - high class hooker) so my update will be limited.
'Legs' aka door bitch looked resplendent in her muff grazing white babydoll-esque dress and a fetching purple curtain was draped outside the entrance to shield the VIP guest from having the C-Lounge patrons within their sites. Numerous security had been employed to keep out the riff-raff no doubt and anyone over the age of 18.
In a moment of playfulness I asked one of the security staff who you had to sleep with to get an invite and I think he thought I was serious. Obviously not too much going on between the ears there!!!
Anyway, that's when I got bored and went home.
Was anyone there? Any z-grade celebrity appearances....like Dougie the Pizza Boy or Will from Home & Away....?
Oh hang on, he works there...
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I really must have a word with 'legs' about her exercise routine.
I would suggest a series of squats and lunges at the gym to get a bit of muscle tone.
She has the potential for some nice pins but they have NO BLOODY SHAPE!!!
As compared to mine, of course... not.
OH - my God. Georgia on my Mind by Ray Charles is on. WHY DOES THIS SONG REMIND ME OF DAVE 'WOODSY'?? DID HE MAKE YOU A MIX TAPE WITH THIS SONG ON IT?? I BELIEVE HE DID!!!
i was there, what a bullshit time
I feel like grabbing the pub by the shoulders (if it had shoulders) and saying 'get over yourself, you're not that great'.
I am cranky today. With a capital C.
The end.
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