I am an expert on gay celebrities. I have a morbid fascination with it. In fact if I was on The Einstein Factor and had to pick a speciality topic, it would be 'gay celebrities'.
Here is a list of the celebrities that I am fairly sure are gay, or at least so bisexual that they might as well be.
Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kevin Spacey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey, Wentworth Miller (Prison Break), Penelope Cruz, Jessica Biel, Jodie Foster, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Jorja Fox (CSI), Mariska Hegarty (Law & Order), Marcia Cross (Desperate Housewives), Kate Walsh (Grey's Anatomy), Alicia Keys, Michelle Rodriguez, Ryan Seacrest, Kimora Lee Simmons, Anthony Callea, Ricky Martin, Hugh Jackman, Kelly Clarkson.
This is all I can think of off the top of my head. More to come tomorrow.
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Wasn't Anthony officially 'outed' last week by some weatherguy.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Callea
See underneath 'trivia'... Anthony's response: "No comment". Fucktard.
I don't know why Anthony Callea even cares. It's not like he has any fans to alienate anyway.
Morning townbike love you
p.s i want happy ending
Bill Granger!
Viggio Mortensen, Matthew Broderick
Matthew Perry
David Schwimmer
Matt Le Blanc
Yes to David Schwimmer and Matt Le Blanc. No to Matthew Perry.
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
James Matheson, the dude from idol who plays Ned Parker on Neighbours, Ray Meagher (not really, just thought I'd get a mental picture of Alf having hot gay sex in everyone's heads!!), Toni Pearon
Isn't the guy from Idol actually a born again Christian slash 25 year old virgin?
Oh ok, yeah he probably is gay.
The angry abusive blog stalker guy - all that rage has got to be the result of pent up sexual confustion/frustration.
And I know he's not a real celebrity, but he kind of is, right?
And I'm particularly proud of my new word "confustion"
All comments on meaning and derivation welcomed...
He's a celebrity.
Personally, I think his rage might be the result of two factors:
1. Youth and immaturity, and
2. A shitty job.
I think a few more factors come into play here:
- lives with his parents
- is butt ugly and can't get laid
It's a complex issue, all factors are overlapping.
His youth and immaturity are two reasons why he lives with his parents, and also why he can't get laid. Because he is butt ugly he has a shitty job (everyone knows the good looking people get handed the best jobs). His shitty job is also related to the reason he can't get laid (poor self-esteem at work means you lose your sex drive and appeal).
Ah, right, yes, I concur T.B. - I see you've put a lot more thought into this than me!
Where is the nasty little bugger anyway? Have we heard from him lately?!?
He wrote the witty and insightful comment 'VAGINA' the other day. Apart from that he's disappeared.
He clearly only wants to be heard when everyone hates him.
I miss him.
I miss you townbike :(
Somebody has a bad case of town bike-itis!
I bought some new shoes yesterday.
Cool, Mega tonight townbike?
WTF MY BEAUTIFUL WEBSITE HAS GONE, lol I guess mega managment finally did somthing about it, lol I feel all warm inside
I think the licensee is kind of hot, though too short for me (I can't take it when men are shorter than me/even the same height).
I would probably be in lust with him if he were a bit taller.
Don't hate me for it. :(
I concur re: licensee - just needs to wear Tom Cruise style platform boots...
Phew. Glad it wasn't just me thinking he was kind of hot.
Actually Miss Contradiction does too. But I don't trust her judgement in men (cough Jason cough).
annonymus = talking about the website = andy ?
I agree that he is hot too.
I am going to high tea at The Loft tomorrow arvo.
Teapot cocktails!!
nice
andy, you wish buddy! someone else I'm a bit like zoro, sept nothing like him at all!
In other news Andrew, Andy got hit by a car last week on military rd, a guy ran a red light and took him out as he crossed the road, hes in hospital pretty mangled. I love andy
Also tell me more about this re- opening of failed sobar lol!! i must know
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