Once again, we all managed to get very drunk last night.
I myself am a bit under the weather with some retarded flu and keep losing my voice so I fell asleep on the couch until around 3pm. At which point Miss Contradiction called me and instructed me to come up to the pub. Me being the good friend that I am, I toddled off only to find it was pissing down with rain.
Well luckily I had an umbrella - except that didn't stop no less than six people saying 'is it raining outside?' because my hair was wet. No retards, my hair was wet because I just got out of the shower. And what do I look like, a weather service? Why don't you turn around and look to see if it's raining outside?
But I digress. Miss Contradiction was already fairly inebriated so I had some catching up to do. And catch up I did admirably. I seem to remember stumbling out some time after 9pm. Though how I got home I'm not sure - I really should take a video camera on my drinking escapades to prevent these memory lapses.
Anyway I woke up on the couch this morning fully clothed - which I guess is one step better than Friday night when I woke up at 5am on Saturday morning in Miss Contradiction's bed with no pants on and her puzzling as to how I got in there.
It was lucky because last time I woke up in someone else's bed I had an AVO slapped on me. What's up with that?
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Hmmm. I just realised I wrote something on internet last night. I have no recollection of that.
lol i graced mega with my presence for about 1 hour last night, got wasted and watched some random guy who spoke no english pull out $2k on the pokies then another 1.5k :|
IF U FUK MY HARD IRON COCK WHEN U WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING U WILL WAKE UP WITH SEMEN IN UR ASSHOLE NOT AN AVO!!!!
I WANT TO FILL UR ASS UP WITH SEMEN AND FUCK AFTER YOU SHAT ON MY DICK SO THAT U TASTE UR OWN SHIT AND MY SEMEN.
GIVE ME UR MOBILE NUMBER TOWN BIKE.
RING THE STALKING PHONE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES
Though I have been a bit lacksadasial with answering it recently.
There were three missed calls from an anonymous number on Saturday morning. Unfortunately I was passed out and it's constantly on silent.
I assume it was Andrew.
Maybe I should take it off silent.
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