I need a new man - STAT.
I think we should go out on the prowl this weekend.
I saw too many fine-looking specimens on Saturday night to remain in this state of comatose inertia for much longer. It seems like a waste.
Though perhaps it had something to do with the excessive amounts of alcohol I had consumed by 5am - I'm pretty sure I had my vodka goggles on.
C'est la vie - I still want a new man.
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14 comments:
im a good looking male =)
And I'm as ugly as a hatful of bums, but I have an ok personality and a nice rack.
It's a match made in heaven!
and im single :P
Well my dad says I'm hot but then again he's also 80 and half-senile and he may have actually been talking about someone else.
I think I will join you on the prowl Town Bike!!
i need a new lay too. my new one had a motorbike accident on way home from my place. hard to have good sex with someone with a broken wrist and a coupla broken ribs!
A motorbike? That's hot.
I'm just sick of having weepy emotional sex. I'm not into crying and hugging whilst screwing. The only time you should cry after or during sex is when you've been donkey punched.
I also note that Bad Smell and I haven't had sex in over 2 weeks. The spark is well and truly gone. Even when we share a bed, nothing happens.
Actually that may be because he stays up past midnight drinking beer and watching poker on Foxtel and by the time he comes to bed I'm passed out on Stilnox.
Yeh bike was hot but written off after first date :( :( :(
Then during last night's frivolities realised that he had sustained broken ribs during accident last week too. Such a shame coz he so goddamn hot!
I'm gonna find me a new hot dude.
So Cremorne chicks, what's Oaks like? I'm there Sat night for a surprise birthday party. All north shore boys a bit straighty 180?
I don't mind the Oaks, love the pizzas and the pool bit upstairs, you've got your full spectrum of men from drunken derros to young North Shore private school types wearing a polo shirt with the collar turned up.
Lots of families too which isn't so hot.
I met my last boyfirend at the Oaks and look where that got me!!
It is a good place to pick up. But yeah as Town Bike says you get a wide range.
Anything has to be better than picking up at the hole. I really have to stop doing that.
As soon as I gather up the courage to break up with Bad Smell I am definitely looking further afield.
Unfortunately I am very lazy and usually just go out with whoever happens to be within reach at the time.
Pick me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I'll meet you in the pokie room, you can woo me with stolen biscuits and friands.
im banned :(
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